Extreme Meatpunks Forever: The Roleplaying Game

Created by Sinister Beard Games

A tabletop RPG about found family, queerness and gigantic robots made of meat. Be gay. Pilot mechs. Kill Nazis.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

We're fully funded and it's all your fault (plus stretch goal chat)
about 1 year ago – Mon, Jun 07, 2021 at 02:30:10 PM

This is all your fault

Hey Meatpunks!

We’re fully funded! You did that! And I want you all to know that whatever happens from this point on, IT IS YOUR FAULT. You could have stopped us, but instead you gave us money and now we’re going to make EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER: THE ROLEPLAYING GAME. What have you unleashed upon the world?

So now we’re going onto Stretch Goals! We’ve only revealed the first few for the moment because a) we love drama and mystery, and b) there is no B.

The first few stretch goals are entirely dedicated to making the book even shinier. First off at £25,000, we’re going to have printed endpapers so the inside cover of your hardcover books look just as pretty as the rest of it will. Then at £35,000 we get UV spot varnish on the front cover (where most of the cover is matte and selected bits of it are shiny, you know the sort of thing).

Past that, we’ll be upping our art budget at £45,000 and £55,000 so there are even more disgusting and fascinating illustrations throughout.

We’ve intentionally kept the goal gaps quite big so that we don’t overstretch ourselves financially or in terms of effort and time. Basically, we want to deliver an awesome book to you, and we don’t want stretch goals to mess that up.

We’ll reveal a new stretch goal for each one you unlock, like a very slow, text based striptease.

We love you (and remember, this is your fault, not ours), The Meatpunks Team.

We're so close! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! YELL IT TO THE SKY IN DEFIANCE OF THAT HATEFUL ORB THE SUN
about 1 year ago – Thu, Jun 03, 2021 at 01:44:14 PM

Hey meatpunks! It's been a wild and joyous first couple of days on the Kickstarter. We're so incredibly close to hitting our goal in less than 48 hours, which is outstanding.  At the time of writing, there's only £742 of our £15,000 goal left, so I'm hoping that if I head to bed now it'll all be there in the morning, like a meat-covered tooth fairy. So many teeth, dripping gore, way too many teeth for such a small mouth...

If you're as excited as we are about Extreme Meatpunks Forever, the most helpful thing you can do is talk about it - on Twitter, on Facebook, yelling the Gospel of Dora Godkiller to random people in the streets, it's all good. Don't forget to mention our URL, meatpunksrpg.com, especially in any statements required after your arrest for yelling about meat to strangers in the street.